hangedfromstars:

yourbrainishash:

hiorion:

dapperyoungmiss:

jirugamesh:

speakerofthevastjake:

paintedpanic:

eridansmatesprit:

[[Equius asks if you want to be matesprits and then apologises profusely.]]

[[Karkat takes you on a romantic date, with a smile on his face.]]

Sollux Captor pounces on you and then takes it back.

Gamzee Makara TPs your house and then runs away laughing

sounds accurate

Terezi Pyrope gives you a hug and then slaps you in the face.

:c

Sollux Captor licks your face and then apologizes profusely.

…tehehehe

Kanaya Maryam puts you in a coma with a smile on her face

THAT BITCH

Vriska Serket poisons your dinner and then gets bored and leaves.

welp.

FEFERI PUSHED ME DOWN THE STAIRS AND MADE ME HER SLAVE. gahkljdhajks

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  1. bakingrainbows reblogged this from ipoog and added:
    Vriska Serket kicks you in your nether regions and then makes you her slave. Oddly in character. :0
  2. pumpkingates reblogged this from princeofpoles and added:
    Sollux Captor gives you candy and then disappears. o,o
  3. bartholomewrose reblogged this from sketchingconfectionist and added:
    Kanaya Maryam throws you into an active volcano and then disappears. I am oddly okay with this.
  4. sketchingconfectionist reblogged this from askcuttlefishculler and added:
    Kanaya Maryam TP’s your house then writes a blog about this.
  5. anahita-susan-lulu-irisu reblogged this from youcankissmyface and added:
    Equius throws you off the edge of a cliff, and then apologizes profusely.
  6. livelikeajuice reblogged this from volleywolf27 and added:
    Feferi Peixes tickles you face and runs away laughing. LOLZ
  7. panic-pandemic reblogged this from sylph-of-bueno and added:
    Eridan Ampora takes you out on a romantic date and makes you his slave TT 7 TT
  8. allisonjones-stateofindiana reblogged this from fatonwurst and added:
    Tavros Nitram tickles you and then apologizes profusely. Sounds a lot like Tavros for sure! XDD
  9. capricious-mistress reblogged this from volleywolf27
  10. fatonwurst reblogged this from uzireloaded and added:
    Sollux Captor scratches your face, and then puts on some makeup. Wait, on my face or his?
  11. uzireloaded reblogged this from grabbinpillz and added:
    Karkat Vantas lights your clothes on fire and then puts on some makeup. Oh. Karkat has issues.
  12. grabbinpillz reblogged this from volleywolf27 and added:
    Karkat Vantas draws a mustache on your face while your sleeping then decides he hates your guts. Well ok then.
  13. volleywolf27 reblogged this from sylph-of-bueno and added:
    Feferi Peixes bakes you a cake and then makes you her slave. oh..
  14. karkatinkarnate reblogged this from ducttape99 and added:
    Feferi Peixes lights your house on fire and then dies. Seems legit.
  15. alice10000 reblogged this from jekaclover and added:
    Vriska takes you on a romantic date then grows bored and leaves. Hmm.
  16. jekaclover reblogged this from midnightaroundtheworld and added:
    Tavros puts me in a coma and then runs away laughing.
  17. justlikeacheesestick reblogged this from thereiscokeinmycoke and added:
    Vriska Serket gives you some lusus milk and then puts on some makeup. What just happened.
  18. scribeofrage reblogged this from capsicle-ameriderp and added:
    Kanaya Maryam lights your house on fire and then decides that she hates your guts.
  19. theladystache reblogged this from sylph-of-bueno and added:
    Vriska apoints you royal advisor and then dies. sweet
  20. boku-no-avery reblogged this from sylph-of-bueno and added:
    Nepeta puts you in a coma and the apologizes profusely Sokay nep i would put me in a coma too
  21. midnightaroundtheworld reblogged this from ducttape99 and added:
    Nepeta sets all my clothes on fire then makes me her slave. Lovely.
  22. ducttape99 reblogged this from sylph-of-bueno and added:
    Nepeta makes breakfast and then puts on some make up. That seems considerabally normal. I mean-if you look besides the...
  23. classypoison reblogged this from thereiscokeinmycoke and added:
    sollux lights your clothes on fire then puts on some makeup…..WTF :(
  24. thereiscokeinmycoke reblogged this from enlightened-dancer and added:
    Sollux asks if you want to be matesprits then apologizes profusely. No. No baby. The answer is yes. Always yes.
  25. enlightened-dancer reblogged this from cappucciinoo and added:
    Eridan Ampora insults you and then puts this up on GrubTube.Lol :’)
  26. aeromusical reblogged this from cappucciinoo and added:
    Vriska gives you lusus milk and then makes you here slave. ;A;
  27. classicalremix reblogged this from cappucciinoo and added:
    Eridan asks if you want to be matesprits and then grows bored and leaves ….. -_-
  28. cappucciinoo reblogged this from askcuttlefishculler and added:
    Nepeta kicks me in my nether regions and proceeds to kick me in the shins what the f- ouch
  29. pandaflight58i reblogged this from ironically-dave and added:
    Karkat gives me a friendly pat on the back with a smile on his face. omg XDD
  30. ironically-dave reblogged this from love-and-rainbows-88 and added:
    Kanaya gives me a hug then makes me her slave. …Thanks Kanaya. |D
  31. love-and-rainbows-88 reblogged this from sugoiasfuck and added:
    Karkat Vantas gives me lusus milk and then puts on some makeup.
  32. egbertz reblogged this from o-t-p-s and added:
    Eridan Ampora lights my clothes on fire and then decides he hates my guts. …ok. ;-;
  33. o-t-p-s reblogged this from davekatwhisperer and added:
    Eridan Ampora forces you to eat mind honey and then writes a blog about. Eridan, rude.
  34. roxia94x3 reblogged this from chesirekitten and added:
    Kanaya Maryam takes you out on a romantic date and then immediately regrets his/her desicion.. Whatevs >3>
  35. chesirekitten reblogged this from pimptav and added:
    Tavros Nitram had and awesome rap battle with me with a smile on his face… AWW that seems fun, but i kinda suck at just...
  36. confusedspazz reblogged this from candylov3r and added:
    Vriska Serket gives me lusus milk then runs away laughing uhm. what. vriska i dont understand.
  37. candylov3r reblogged this from captainsugarstreasures and added:
    kanaya maryam stabs you with her horns and then apologizes profusely. good
  38. air-3z reblogged this from roughtiger and added:
    Tavros Nitram throws you into an active volcano, lauging. TAVROS, WHY!?
  39. puppyrock3 reblogged this from host-club-king and added:
    Sollux Captor gives me a hug then grows bored and leaves